1 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:07,646 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 2 00:00:07,747 --> 00:00:09,567 I dared you to go in, that means you have to go in. 3 00:00:09,667 --> 00:00:11,567 -No. Why have I got to do it? -Lyd, tell him. 4 00:00:11,668 --> 00:00:14,048 Trav, you've got to stop being such a pussy. 5 00:00:14,149 --> 00:00:16,889 Like, your face has actually morphed into a labia majora. 6 00:00:16,989 --> 00:00:18,289 BETHAN: Trav. 7 00:00:18,390 --> 00:00:20,170 They've got free crisps and biscuits in there. 8 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,850 LYDIA: Yeah, come on. BETHAN: I swear. Do it. 9 00:00:21,951 --> 00:00:23,651 BOTH: Do it! Do it! 10 00:00:23,751 --> 00:00:25,131 Do it! Do it! 11 00:00:25,232 --> 00:00:27,292 Oh, my God, you're such little sods. 12 00:00:27,392 --> 00:00:29,392 (GIGGLES) 13 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:29,392 ... 14 00:00:30,873 --> 00:00:32,173 Hi, Miss. 15 00:00:32,274 --> 00:00:34,094 Erm, I was just wondering, are we all right to come in? 16 00:00:34,194 --> 00:00:36,204 Who's we? 17 00:00:37,035 --> 00:00:39,095 Oh, but of course. 18 00:00:39,196 --> 00:00:41,256 It's Tweedledee and Tweedledum and Tweedleplum. 19 00:00:41,356 --> 00:00:42,336 Who's "Plum"? 20 00:00:42,437 --> 00:00:43,537 -You. -You are. 21 00:00:43,637 --> 00:00:45,757 MS MORGAN: Right. Come in, sit down. Shut up. 22 00:00:48,398 --> 00:00:50,018 Get the crisps. 23 00:00:50,119 --> 00:00:52,139 -Get the crisps. -I am getting. 24 00:00:52,239 --> 00:00:54,239 Oh, bloody hell. 25 00:00:57,481 --> 00:00:58,461 As I was saying, 26 00:00:58,561 --> 00:01:00,181 before we were rudely interrupted... 27 00:01:00,282 --> 00:01:01,262 Oh, relax, Pete. 28 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:02,582 Yeah, take the pole out your bum. 29 00:01:02,682 --> 00:01:04,382 MS MORGAN: How is that shutting up? 30 00:01:04,483 --> 00:01:06,463 There should be a means-based system in place 31 00:01:06,563 --> 00:01:08,583 before people are allowed to breed. 32 00:01:08,684 --> 00:01:11,074 If you're on X amount of salary, you can have two children. 33 00:01:11,165 --> 00:01:13,025 If you're on this much, you can have three. 34 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:15,065 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 35 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:17,166 Something funny? 36 00:01:18,007 --> 00:01:19,067 No, it's not funny. 37 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:20,827 It's eugenics, mate. 38 00:01:20,927 --> 00:01:22,947 Speaker, I've actually got time left on the clock. 39 00:01:23,048 --> 00:01:25,668 -Yeah. -Sorry. Go on. 40 00:01:25,769 --> 00:01:27,589 My point is, as long as we allow people 41 00:01:27,689 --> 00:01:29,189 to spawn children they can't afford 42 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,990 and let the state prop them up, 43 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:33,130 the rest of society is held back. 44 00:01:35,372 --> 00:01:36,712 Sorry, I'm not trying to hold you back. 45 00:01:36,812 --> 00:01:38,552 Yeah, okay, Cam. 46 00:01:38,652 --> 00:01:40,472 Sixty seconds from the opposer. 47 00:01:40,573 --> 00:01:42,393 Okay. 48 00:01:42,494 --> 00:01:44,354 Erm... 49 00:01:44,454 --> 00:01:47,724 The proposer suggests a salary-based child cap 50 00:01:47,815 --> 00:01:50,835 to relieve financial stresses on the state. 51 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,596 But how do we enforce that? 52 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:56,436 If a family breaks the cap, do we lock up the parents? 53 00:01:56,538 --> 00:01:59,278 Prison costs something like £40,000 per person per year. 54 00:01:59,378 --> 00:02:01,518 So that's 80K for Mum and Dad. 55 00:02:01,619 --> 00:02:02,919 Currently, family allowances 56 00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:04,319 are £20 a week for your first child 57 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:06,840 and £13 a week for every child thereafter. 58 00:02:06,941 --> 00:02:08,521 I haven't got me abacus on me, 59 00:02:08,621 --> 00:02:10,841 but that's, like, a lot cheaper. 60 00:02:10,942 --> 00:02:12,322 Or should we start sterilizing women 61 00:02:12,422 --> 00:02:14,202 as soon as they've hit their cap? 62 00:02:14,303 --> 00:02:16,403 In a nutshell, the motion proposed 63 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,563 is impossible to enforce, immoral, 64 00:02:18,664 --> 00:02:21,014 and puts the state in the position of playing God 65 00:02:21,105 --> 00:02:22,645 and women have had enough of white men in suits 66 00:02:22,745 --> 00:02:24,525 policing their wombs. 67 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:25,726 Thanks. 68 00:02:25,826 --> 00:02:28,646 Proposer, any counterpoints? 69 00:02:28,747 --> 00:02:29,727 Erm... 70 00:02:29,827 --> 00:02:30,887 Yes. 71 00:02:30,987 --> 00:02:33,287 The suggestion that prison and sterilization 72 00:02:33,388 --> 00:02:34,888 are the only courses of action 73 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,608 (CHUCKLES) is absolutely ludicrous and sensationalist. 74 00:02:37,709 --> 00:02:39,129 -(CHUCKLES) -Oh, my God. 75 00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:40,330 Pete, did you just fart? 76 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:41,410 Oh, grow up. 77 00:02:41,510 --> 00:02:43,330 -Okay, right. Come on. -Smell it. 78 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:45,851 You've usually got a lot to say for yourself. 79 00:02:45,952 --> 00:02:48,392 Do you think there should be a salary-based child cap? 80 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:53,853 If there was, I wouldn't exist. 81 00:02:53,954 --> 00:02:57,064 Erm, if you can't buy a kid nice trainers, 82 00:02:57,155 --> 00:02:59,155 don't have a kid, innit? 83 00:02:59,475 --> 00:03:00,535 MS MORGAN: Very astute. 84 00:03:00,636 --> 00:03:01,776 Thanks for that. 85 00:03:01,876 --> 00:03:03,256 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGS) -Right. Okay. 86 00:03:03,356 --> 00:03:05,336 Come on, out. I want my lunch. 87 00:03:05,437 --> 00:03:07,437 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 88 00:03:07,878 --> 00:03:09,878 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 89 00:03:12,119 --> 00:03:13,619 ♪♪ I saw this girl driving past me ♪♪ 90 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:15,719 ♪♪ Haven't met each other... ♪♪ 91 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,100 Are we going out tonight then? 92 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,300 -No, I can't. I'm sorry. -No, I've told you. 93 00:03:18,401 --> 00:03:19,381 My mother's cut me off. 94 00:03:19,481 --> 00:03:20,741 Well, just take money from her purse. 95 00:03:20,841 --> 00:03:22,821 She'd shave my head if she caught me doing that. 96 00:03:22,922 --> 00:03:24,782 -So dramatic. -TRAVIS: Just imagine. 97 00:03:24,883 --> 00:03:26,543 -Bye, Losa. -TRAVIS: It'd suit you, babe. 98 00:03:26,643 --> 00:03:29,063 LYDIA: No, it wouldn't. I'd look like a sucked big bean. 99 00:03:29,164 --> 00:03:30,424 (CHUCKLES) 100 00:03:30,524 --> 00:03:32,234 Mate? Cam? 101 00:03:32,325 --> 00:03:33,625 That was wicked earlier. 102 00:03:33,725 --> 00:03:35,545 -Sorry? -Your argument to Peter. 103 00:03:35,646 --> 00:03:37,226 You got him sweating. 104 00:03:37,326 --> 00:03:38,946 -Smashed it. -TRAVIS: Yeah. Well done. 105 00:03:39,047 --> 00:03:40,147 Thanks. 106 00:03:40,247 --> 00:03:41,507 We, we're gonna go to park. You wanna come? 107 00:03:41,607 --> 00:03:43,607 No, we're not. 108 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:46,148 I got to go home. See ya. 109 00:03:46,249 --> 00:03:47,629 -Bye. -LYDIA: Bye. 110 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:50,109 -Why are you rimming Cam for? -No, I'm not. 111 00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:52,030 Your tongue is so deep in her sphincter... 112 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:53,390 -MS MORGAN: Bethan? -Yeah. 113 00:03:53,491 --> 00:03:55,231 Your mum still hasn't signed the forms, 114 00:03:55,331 --> 00:03:56,911 -for the trip? -I'll do it tonight. 115 00:03:57,012 --> 00:03:59,432 Miss, are we allowed to drink at the open day? (CHUCKLES) 116 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:01,552 I need it tomorrow, or you can't come. 117 00:04:01,653 --> 00:04:03,873 I know. Sorry. She's been working. 118 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:05,914 MS MORGAN: You're head girl. You should be there. 119 00:04:06,014 --> 00:04:08,844 Chill, woman. I'll do it, man. You're obsessed with me. 120 00:04:08,935 --> 00:04:10,935 -(LYDIA CHUCKLING) Oh, my God. -Watch it. 121 00:04:12,616 --> 00:04:15,916 Oh, my God. Look at this big dick energy, Beth. Whoo-hoo. 122 00:04:16,017 --> 00:04:18,017 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 123 00:04:22,049 --> 00:04:27,656 ... 124 00:04:29,177 --> 00:04:36,465 ... 125 00:04:40,104 --> 00:04:42,214 KATRINA: Whoo-whoo! 126 00:04:42,305 --> 00:04:45,105 -Thought you'd pull one, didn't ya? -As if. All right? 127 00:04:46,146 --> 00:04:48,146 Give us a hand. 128 00:04:52,267 --> 00:04:53,887 -What are you up to? -I've come to see you. 129 00:04:53,988 --> 00:04:56,168 I need you to sign the forms for my uni trip, here. 130 00:04:56,268 --> 00:04:58,268 Come in and see Nana. 131 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,789 There you go, VIP entrance. 132 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:06,450 Outside our doors, the weather might be grey, 133 00:05:06,551 --> 00:05:10,411 but in here we know we'll have a lovely day. 134 00:05:10,513 --> 00:05:13,453 Excited you stand by your bingo books, 135 00:05:13,553 --> 00:05:16,253 greeting each other with "ah, yes" 136 00:05:16,354 --> 00:05:18,184 and cheeky looks. 137 00:05:18,275 --> 00:05:22,455 We all cross our fingers and pray to the Lord, 138 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,336 "Let it be my name 139 00:05:24,436 --> 00:05:28,336 "that adorns the winners board." 140 00:05:28,438 --> 00:05:30,018 -Right, that's the end of that. -(CLAPPING) 141 00:05:30,118 --> 00:05:31,578 (CHUCKLING) Hurrah! 142 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,539 -Friends, it's time for... -I tell you what, 143 00:05:33,639 --> 00:05:35,099 he's got a gift. 144 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,940 You should read each other's poems. 145 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,440 -Yeah, maybe, yeah. -You haven't given me my kiss. 146 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:41,741 -Hmm. -KATRINA: Oi, oi. 147 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,141 Gwen Evans won on the link. 148 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,582 And she gave you some? 149 00:05:44,682 --> 00:05:45,942 Christ, she must like you. 150 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:47,583 Gwen Evans is a tight old boot. 151 00:05:47,683 --> 00:05:48,943 Dinner's on me, girls. 152 00:05:49,043 --> 00:05:50,663 Now you're talking! 153 00:05:50,764 --> 00:05:52,714 Perry! Look after that, twphead. 154 00:05:52,805 --> 00:05:55,025 -Watch my ribs, man, Marge. -Nan, careful. 155 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:57,585 Perry, this is my girl. She's going to uni. 156 00:05:57,686 --> 00:06:00,546 -Oh, well done, you. -Thanks. 157 00:06:00,647 --> 00:06:01,707 (SOFTLY) You've got to stop saying that. 158 00:06:01,807 --> 00:06:04,947 I will never stop saying that. (CHUCKLES) 159 00:06:05,048 --> 00:06:07,428 (CHUCKLES) 160 00:06:07,529 --> 00:06:09,729 Oh, my God. We've got to get one of these, girls. 161 00:06:15,371 --> 00:06:17,191 MARGIE: Well, that's me. 162 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:19,751 Happy as a dog with two dicks. 163 00:06:19,852 --> 00:06:21,852 Yeah. 164 00:06:22,693 --> 00:06:24,873 I'm a burger babe. 165 00:06:24,974 --> 00:06:26,914 They're fabulous. 166 00:06:27,014 --> 00:06:29,684 BETHAN: Yeah. KATRINA: Look, us all matching. 167 00:06:29,775 --> 00:06:31,675 We could be in a band, couldn't we? 168 00:06:31,776 --> 00:06:33,716 MARGIE: ♪♪ We are the burger babes ♪♪ 169 00:06:33,816 --> 00:06:35,436 BOTH: ♪♪ We are the burger babes ♪♪ 170 00:06:35,537 --> 00:06:37,077 ♪♪ We are the burger babes ♪♪ 171 00:06:37,177 --> 00:06:38,197 ♪♪ We are the burger babes ♪♪ 172 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:39,317 Come on, the pair of you. 173 00:06:39,418 --> 00:06:40,678 You're not even funny, man. 174 00:06:40,805 --> 00:06:43,025 I think we're side-splitting. 175 00:06:43,099 --> 00:06:45,199 -Aye, did you hear? -Mm. 176 00:06:45,299 --> 00:06:47,039 It all kicked off today 177 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,440 between Roger Ruse and Doreen Pinkett. 178 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:51,521 -You know Doreen? -KATRINA: Wears a wig. 179 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:54,241 MARGIE: Roger found one of her spare wigs in the staff room 180 00:06:54,342 --> 00:06:55,642 Of course he puts it on, 181 00:06:55,742 --> 00:06:58,522 he's flouncing around, "Hey, look at me, I'm Doreen." 182 00:06:58,623 --> 00:07:00,723 Shoney walks in and catches him. 183 00:07:00,824 --> 00:07:03,044 She was thumping. 184 00:07:03,144 --> 00:07:04,334 (GASPS) 185 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,725 She had him by the throat. 186 00:07:06,825 --> 00:07:09,165 She called him a bastard troll doll. 187 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:10,926 Troll doll? 188 00:07:11,027 --> 00:07:13,087 'Cause he's so short, he looks like he'd fit on the end of a pencil. 189 00:07:13,187 --> 00:07:15,647 -(CHUCKLES) -MARGIE: Fucking hell. 190 00:07:15,748 --> 00:07:17,048 Rolled. 191 00:07:17,148 --> 00:07:19,128 Fucking troll doll. 192 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:20,969 -Beth? Beth? -Nan! 193 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,890 Careful, Nan, I nearly liked that then. 194 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:25,890 But you've hardly touched your monster burger. 195 00:07:25,991 --> 00:07:27,331 You can have it if you want. 196 00:07:27,431 --> 00:07:31,091 Ooh, that's not like you to miss a meal. 197 00:07:31,192 --> 00:07:32,812 Don't say stuff like that. 198 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:35,113 Do you know how many teenage girls have got eating disorders? 199 00:07:37,234 --> 00:07:39,064 -Is that Dilly? -Mm. 200 00:07:39,155 --> 00:07:40,655 Hi, Dil. 201 00:07:40,755 --> 00:07:42,755 Yeah. No, I'm just with Mum. 202 00:07:43,556 --> 00:07:45,556 Oh, you must be starving, yeah. 203 00:07:46,357 --> 00:07:48,017 Right, we're leaving now. 204 00:07:48,117 --> 00:07:50,117 -Are we? -BETHAN: Sorry. 205 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,578 I'll get him a burger. 206 00:07:53,679 --> 00:07:55,339 You do know he can make his own food, don't you? 207 00:07:55,439 --> 00:07:57,059 MARGIE: He'd been working all day, man. 208 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,620 Yeah, so has she. 209 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,260 MARGIE: All right, come on. 210 00:08:00,361 --> 00:08:01,741 ♪♪ We are the burger babes ♪♪ 211 00:08:01,841 --> 00:08:02,941 No, stop it. 212 00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:04,101 ♪♪ We are the burger babes ♪♪ 213 00:08:04,202 --> 00:08:06,062 ♪♪ We are the burger babes ♪♪ 214 00:08:06,162 --> 00:08:07,942 ♪♪ We are the burger babes ♪♪ 215 00:08:08,043 --> 00:08:09,783 (REPORTER ON TV) Previous arrests for trafficking 216 00:08:09,883 --> 00:08:11,663 are in central Bristol. 217 00:08:11,764 --> 00:08:13,914 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 218 00:08:14,005 --> 00:08:16,005 We're back. 219 00:08:16,405 --> 00:08:17,705 Sorry, love. 220 00:08:17,806 --> 00:08:19,026 Got you food. 221 00:08:19,126 --> 00:08:21,906 Why am I rushing home for it if you're not even here? 222 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:23,907 Sorry, Mum's been on her feet all day. 223 00:08:24,007 --> 00:08:25,467 I went to get her dinner. 224 00:08:25,568 --> 00:08:27,808 I'll get the sauces. Work all right? 225 00:08:28,369 --> 00:08:30,189 Mm. 226 00:08:30,289 --> 00:08:32,189 (BURPS) 227 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:34,930 Disgusting, revolting sick prick. 228 00:08:36,531 --> 00:08:38,531 Get your shoes off the chair. 229 00:08:38,972 --> 00:08:40,192 They're not touching the chair. 230 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:42,032 -Get them off. -Get them down, Beth. 231 00:08:42,132 --> 00:08:44,132 Seriously? They're like one mile from the chair. 232 00:08:45,013 --> 00:08:47,013 Push me now and see what happens. 233 00:08:47,454 --> 00:08:49,464 Beth, take 'em down, love. 234 00:08:53,256 --> 00:08:55,256 DILWYN: Not so hard, was it? 235 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,997 Right, program about monkeys I want to watch now. 236 00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:01,097 -Better be good. -Oh, good. 237 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:06,059 (CLICKS TONGUE) 238 00:09:06,419 --> 00:09:07,919 Problem? 239 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:10,200 No. 240 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,120 -Say if you got something to say. -I haven't. 241 00:09:12,221 --> 00:09:14,221 KATRINA: Just leave it, Dil. She's in a mood. 242 00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:16,122 Right. 243 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,122 What channel is this on? 244 00:09:18,223 --> 00:09:20,223 -Hey. -What? 245 00:09:21,384 --> 00:09:23,804 -You ignorant little shit. -Oh, piss off. 246 00:09:23,904 --> 00:09:25,814 -What did you just say? -You're a lazy fuck. 247 00:09:25,905 --> 00:09:27,525 That's who you are, a lazy fuck. 248 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:28,685 KATRINA: Dil, stop! 249 00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:30,606 Just ignore her! 250 00:09:30,706 --> 00:09:32,706 DILWYN: I can't have her speak to me like that. 251 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,787 (CONTINUES ARGUING) 252 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:39,908 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 253 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:43,029 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 254 00:09:48,271 --> 00:09:50,271 (SNIFFS) 255 00:09:55,313 --> 00:09:57,313 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 256 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,320 -KATRINA: You're up early. -Mm. 257 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,900 What's this? 258 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,701 Oh, no. Mum, don't do that. They'll go flat. 259 00:10:24,802 --> 00:10:28,062 -Oh, they're already flat, babe. -What? 260 00:10:28,163 --> 00:10:30,103 Oh, what the hell? 261 00:10:30,203 --> 00:10:31,463 Oh. 262 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,984 Should've used self-raising. 263 00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:35,114 Yeah, well, I know that now, don't I? I'm not stupid. 264 00:10:35,205 --> 00:10:37,425 -What were they meant to be? -Muffins. 265 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,525 Look a bit grey. 266 00:10:46,288 --> 00:10:47,588 Forms. 267 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,028 Buy some muffins. 268 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:50,948 Here you go. Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your crotch. 269 00:10:51,049 --> 00:10:52,509 Ta. 270 00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:54,609 Do you ever smile any more? 271 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:56,590 Oh, God, you're gorgeous. 272 00:10:56,691 --> 00:10:58,111 Give me them cheeks. 273 00:10:58,211 --> 00:10:59,631 No, stop it. Get off. 274 00:10:59,731 --> 00:11:01,071 Right, go in. Love you. 275 00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:02,912 -Could eat ya. -Right. Love you. Bye. 276 00:11:03,012 --> 00:11:05,012 -Bye. -Have a nice day. 277 00:11:06,894 --> 00:11:08,634 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 278 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:09,954 (STAN CHUCKLING) 279 00:11:10,054 --> 00:11:11,964 You watching? 280 00:11:12,055 --> 00:11:14,055 Lyd, are you watching? 281 00:11:14,736 --> 00:11:16,436 Oh, my God. You're gonna break a rib. 282 00:11:16,536 --> 00:11:18,536 (CACKLES) 283 00:11:20,457 --> 00:11:22,357 Oh, I've got, er, blueberry muffins. 284 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,538 -TRAVIS: Oh, nice. -Have you spat in them? 285 00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:28,239 So, anyone want a blueberry muffin? 286 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:30,340 LORRAINE: Oh, stunning. Yeah, please. 287 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,980 -TRAVIS: There she is. -Hi, Los. 288 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,121 Give us a taste of your skanky muff, Beth. 289 00:11:36,222 --> 00:11:38,222 (CACKLES) 290 00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:42,403 Oh, my God, Lyds! 291 00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:43,564 Looks like your clit, doesn't it? 292 00:11:43,664 --> 00:11:44,844 (LAUGHS) 293 00:11:44,944 --> 00:11:46,614 More like your micro dick, Priest. 294 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,885 Oh, Beth, I've got a fat, sweaty frankfurter, babe. 295 00:11:48,985 --> 00:11:50,445 -Oh, why is it sweaty? -(LAUGHS) 296 00:11:50,546 --> 00:11:52,206 Yeah, you wanna get some Lynx on that, babes. 297 00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:53,566 What's up yours, eh? 298 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,207 It's fucking wet from all the pussies. 299 00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:56,607 -Oh! -Okay. 300 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:57,928 (CHUCKLES) Oh! Gutted! 301 00:11:58,028 --> 00:12:00,208 Priest's dick smells like Losa Chapman's pits. 302 00:12:00,309 --> 00:12:01,329 Oh! 303 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,989 Oh, dumb! Pity! 304 00:12:08,431 --> 00:12:09,891 Get back to your breakdancing, mate. 305 00:12:09,991 --> 00:12:11,651 -Shut up, Cam. -Fuck off. 306 00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:14,112 (INDISTINCT) 307 00:12:14,913 --> 00:12:16,913 Fuck's sake. 308 00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:20,234 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 309 00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:25,175 -Hey, mate, why are you chewing a wasp for? -I'm not. 310 00:12:25,276 --> 00:12:26,416 Look, if you fancy Cam, 311 00:12:26,516 --> 00:12:28,136 -just ask her if she's a lesbian. -Don't... 312 00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:30,137 -Hey. -Hi, Lorraine. 313 00:12:30,237 --> 00:12:31,937 Do I smell of B.O.? 314 00:12:32,038 --> 00:12:34,018 What are you asking that for? 315 00:12:34,118 --> 00:12:35,778 'Cause I heard Lydia say it. 316 00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:38,919 I know everyone's saying "Bobo like Lolo" to Priest, so... 317 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,860 I wouldn't worry. 318 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,700 -Just, like, ignore him. -Do I, though? 319 00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:45,921 I'm asking you 'cause I know you'll be honest to me. 320 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,682 Erm, yeah, I don't know. 321 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,103 Like... 322 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:54,223 Maybe sometimes, like after P.E. or something. 323 00:12:54,324 --> 00:12:56,334 I appreciate that. 324 00:12:57,445 --> 00:12:59,645 Cam is a lesbian, by the way. 325 00:13:01,126 --> 00:13:02,586 How do you know that? 326 00:13:02,686 --> 00:13:04,546 I asked her if she was a virgin. 327 00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:05,987 (CHUCKLES) What, out of the blue, 328 00:13:06,087 --> 00:13:08,027 you just asked her if she was a virgin? 329 00:13:08,128 --> 00:13:09,708 -Yeah. -You can't do that, Lorraine. 330 00:13:09,808 --> 00:13:11,988 -What did she say? -She said no. 331 00:13:12,089 --> 00:13:14,889 And she's got an ex called Chelsea, so... 332 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,031 Chelsea is a girl's name, innit? 333 00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:22,151 -Yeah. -TRAVIS: Yeah. 334 00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:24,592 MS MORGAN: So, Atticus shoots the rabid dog. 335 00:13:24,693 --> 00:13:26,313 But is it just a dog being shot, 336 00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:28,313 or does it symbolise something more? 337 00:13:28,414 --> 00:13:30,114 That's rude, man. A dog is for life. 338 00:13:30,214 --> 00:13:32,444 Just button it, for once. 339 00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,275 STAN: Ooh, touchy. 340 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,395 You on the blob, Miss? 341 00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:37,516 Because it has rabies, 342 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:38,756 it's a threat to the community. 343 00:13:38,857 --> 00:13:41,697 So in shooting the dog... What? 344 00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:48,359 It symbolises that Atticus is trying to 345 00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:50,159 protect the community from danger 346 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,980 -of both rabies and racism. -Yes. 347 00:13:56,141 --> 00:13:59,681 -Nice. Nailed it. -MS MORGAN: Bethan. 348 00:13:59,783 --> 00:14:02,203 -What, I'm just saying she nailed it. -Try saying nothin'. 349 00:14:02,303 --> 00:14:03,283 Nothing. 350 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,644 (ALL CHUCKLE) 351 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,164 The other element 352 00:14:06,264 --> 00:14:08,734 is that Atticus gets to impress his kids. 353 00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:11,245 Now, before they thought their dad was just an old fart. 354 00:14:11,346 --> 00:14:13,426 But now they know he is the best shot in the county. 355 00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:16,907 Right. Page 32, everyone, please. 356 00:14:19,748 --> 00:14:21,848 Cam. 357 00:14:21,949 --> 00:14:23,949 I'm trying to listen. 358 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,610 (CHUCKLES) Reject-a-mondo, babe. 359 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,710 Bethan, I'm not gonna tell you again. 360 00:14:30,191 --> 00:14:32,171 All right, relax, like. 361 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,212 Get out! 362 00:14:34,312 --> 00:14:35,532 Sorry, I'm listening. I promise. 363 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,993 No, no, pack up your stuff and get out. 364 00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:49,676 (LYDIA CHUCKLES) 365 00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:58,158 (LYDIA MUTTERING) 366 00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:05,781 Head girl, everybody. 367 00:15:05,881 --> 00:15:07,881 STAN: Shameful. 368 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:16,623 Did you actually feel like your bumhole constrict, 369 00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:19,954 or did it fall out and it's in your pants right now 370 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,185 and you've just not done anything about it. 371 00:15:22,286 --> 00:15:24,286 It was so awkward. 372 00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:26,827 Are you okay? 373 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,467 I've never seen Ms Morgan like that. 374 00:15:28,568 --> 00:15:30,568 Oh, whatever, Trav. Who gives a fuck? 375 00:15:31,088 --> 00:15:33,068 Mm. I'm gonna down this. 376 00:15:33,169 --> 00:15:34,549 Er, no. Give it. 377 00:15:34,649 --> 00:15:36,649 -It's not all for you, you pig. Give it. -I'm not a pig. 378 00:15:39,131 --> 00:15:41,131 Should I nick her trolley? 379 00:15:41,451 --> 00:15:43,071 -Yes. -Why? 380 00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,952 -It's been boring. -Yeah, do it. 381 00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:46,472 (CHUCKLES) 382 00:15:46,573 --> 00:15:48,713 Okay, one sec. 383 00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,813 (INDISTINCT) 384 00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:56,795 Oh, my gosh, she's doing it. 385 00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:59,116 Hey! I got a crate in that! 386 00:15:59,216 --> 00:16:01,576 -Legend! -Beth! 387 00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:03,517 Take this, bitch! 388 00:16:03,618 --> 00:16:05,618 Where are you going? 389 00:16:06,618 --> 00:16:08,618 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 390 00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:25,223 (SCREAMS) 391 00:16:27,144 --> 00:16:29,274 I'm flying. Jack. 392 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,767 Guys, we're out. 393 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:39,527 -LYDIA: Oh, that's cos you've drank it. -I didn't drink it all. 394 00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,528 -That's bullshit! -It happens all the time. 395 00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:43,648 -You... You downed half that. -TRAVIS: That's a lie. 396 00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:46,009 -That is the biggest lie ever. -You're always the first 397 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,570 -to finish the drink. -Shut up! 398 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:49,330 You usually shove it down your throat hole. 399 00:16:49,431 --> 00:16:51,731 TRAVIS: You did have a lot more than us. 400 00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:53,531 Shut up! Shut up! 401 00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:55,632 -What time is it? -Erm... 402 00:16:56,513 --> 00:16:58,453 Quarter past five. (CHUCKLES) 403 00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,733 -Are you fucking kidding me? -TRAVIS: No, it's ridiculous. 404 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,494 -I might just go home. -What? 405 00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:04,424 Go on, you're so boring. 406 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:06,415 Er, Lyd, have you got any more money? I'll try and get served. 407 00:17:06,515 --> 00:17:09,855 LYDIA: No, I've told you, my mother's cut me off. 408 00:17:09,956 --> 00:17:11,576 If everything goes well, I'll make her cook for me. 409 00:17:11,677 --> 00:17:13,497 No, what, you're just going to leave me? 410 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,577 It's 5:00 PM, you pair of pussies! 411 00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:17,338 Like, what's the point? We're out of booze. 412 00:17:17,439 --> 00:17:18,819 Oh, we should have deodorant. 413 00:17:18,919 --> 00:17:20,659 -Sorry, what? -Got some in my bag, look. 414 00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:22,059 Er, amazing. 415 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,620 Seventy-two hour protection. 416 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,740 -(BOTH LAUGHING) -Hang on, sorry. 417 00:17:25,841 --> 00:17:27,701 How... How do you even do that? I don't... 418 00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:29,621 Trav, do you live under a rock? 419 00:17:29,722 --> 00:17:31,242 -Oh, I just don't know how to huff deodorant. -Stop it. Stop being so boring. 420 00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:33,022 -Look, watch now, Travis, you'll be doing. Ready? -Right. 421 00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:35,123 What are you doing in a trolley? 422 00:17:35,484 --> 00:17:37,544 -Hey? -Well... 423 00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:39,514 Nothing, I'm just sitting. 424 00:17:39,605 --> 00:17:41,145 Is she behaving herself? 425 00:17:41,245 --> 00:17:42,745 Yeah. 426 00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,846 Mm. 427 00:17:45,526 --> 00:17:48,006 I was just gonna drop these home for you and Dad. 428 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:50,467 Well, share it. 429 00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:52,108 -Oh, thank you. -Thank you. 430 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,548 Right. 431 00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:55,429 Don't be home late, you. 432 00:17:55,529 --> 00:17:57,529 Fine. 433 00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:02,671 Hang on. I'm just gonna go and ask her for money. 434 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:03,951 I'll be back now. 435 00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:06,052 (EXHALES) Hold that. 436 00:18:10,854 --> 00:18:12,114 What the fuck? 437 00:18:12,214 --> 00:18:14,224 Her mother works at the Bingo? 438 00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:23,057 Why are you walking around dressed like that for? 439 00:18:23,777 --> 00:18:25,357 Going home to get changed, dear. 440 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,838 Only get half an hour for my break 441 00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:28,518 and I gotta sort your dad's tea out. 442 00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:30,619 Fine, but don't talk to my friends then. 443 00:18:31,419 --> 00:18:33,039 Oh, I'm sorry. 444 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:34,760 Too good for me now, are ya? 445 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,880 Well, you won't be asking me for more money then, will you, 446 00:18:36,981 --> 00:18:39,301 -if you're too good for my money from the Bingo. -Don't be a dick. 447 00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:41,722 What did you just say? 448 00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:43,682 Are you deaf? 449 00:18:43,783 --> 00:18:45,403 Don't be a dick. 450 00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:47,503 -Get in the car. -No. 451 00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:51,439 I said get in the car. You're not speaking to me like that. 452 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,045 -What, you're suddenly wanna act like a mother now, is it? -You're grounded. 453 00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:54,126 Jog on, dream. 454 00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:56,226 -Get in the car... -I hate you! 455 00:19:00,188 --> 00:19:02,188 Sorry, Mum, I... 456 00:19:03,469 --> 00:19:04,729 Don't be late. 457 00:19:04,829 --> 00:19:06,829 -Come on, I was only joking. Mum! -No, you weren't. 458 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,290 (ENGINE STARTING) 459 00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:12,391 Whatever then. 460 00:19:25,515 --> 00:19:28,035 (SNIFFLES) 461 00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,958 Piece of shit! 462 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,119 Fuck's sake, Beth. 463 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,480 (SNIFFLES) 464 00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:55,463 Twat. 465 00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:56,543 CAM: You okay? 466 00:19:56,644 --> 00:19:58,264 Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. 467 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,374 Why have you got your hand in the drain? 468 00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:04,605 I dropped my bracelet. 469 00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,266 (SCOFFS) 470 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:08,827 Want a hand? 471 00:20:08,927 --> 00:20:10,927 Please. 472 00:20:15,529 --> 00:20:16,509 (GRUNTS) 473 00:20:16,609 --> 00:20:18,709 It's like Jenga. 474 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,810 Do you mean Operation? 475 00:20:21,211 --> 00:20:23,211 Oh, yeah. 476 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,912 Oh, I think I've got it. 477 00:20:28,013 --> 00:20:29,793 Ooh! 478 00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:32,233 -Oh, mate, hang in. -What is that? 479 00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:34,354 Definitely thought that was gonna be gold or something. 480 00:20:34,454 --> 00:20:36,944 Thank you. Family heirloom. 481 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:41,876 Sorry about earlier. 482 00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:43,976 -(CHUCKLES) You got done. -Yeah. 483 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,398 So, do you, erm... 484 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,498 Do you have any hobbies, or...? 485 00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:53,439 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 486 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,440 Oh, no, don't worry. That's stupid. 487 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,600 -No, it's not stupid. -Oh, no. 488 00:20:57,701 --> 00:20:59,761 Sorry, I just feel a bit... Just... 489 00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:01,802 Just had a bit to drink earlier, that's all. 490 00:21:01,902 --> 00:21:03,902 (CHUCKLES) I can tell. 491 00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:07,843 Are you, er... What are you doing now? 492 00:21:07,944 --> 00:21:09,044 Just gonna drive home. 493 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,534 -You can drive? -Yeah. 494 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,625 -Plus, we're two minors. -Fair play. 495 00:21:13,265 --> 00:21:14,685 Well, um... 496 00:21:14,786 --> 00:21:16,326 I could show you around. 497 00:21:16,426 --> 00:21:18,726 Just to know the area and stuff. 498 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,687 Oh, you don't have to do if you don't wanna. Just... 499 00:21:20,787 --> 00:21:22,787 Yeah. All right. 500 00:21:23,308 --> 00:21:24,528 Okay, cool. 501 00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:26,329 -Let's do it. -Yeah. Let's go. 502 00:21:26,429 --> 00:21:28,429 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 503 00:21:33,311 --> 00:21:34,611 All right, see this roundabout. 504 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,711 Lydia did her first titty wank on here. 505 00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:39,612 (LAUGHS) 506 00:21:39,713 --> 00:21:41,573 -Traditional Welsh cuisine, is it? -Yeah, it's the same. 507 00:21:41,673 --> 00:21:42,813 (LAUGHS) 508 00:21:42,914 --> 00:21:45,784 This is where you come to pick up prostitutes. 509 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,495 CAM: Is this all just roundabouts? 510 00:21:47,595 --> 00:21:49,595 A swan bit my nipple there. 511 00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:55,137 I'm... (LAUGHS) 512 00:21:55,237 --> 00:21:57,237 I could shove it down in one. 513 00:21:58,998 --> 00:22:00,998 You go first. 514 00:22:24,446 --> 00:22:26,446 (ENGINE REVVING) 515 00:22:27,286 --> 00:22:28,826 (CAM CHUCKLES) 516 00:22:28,927 --> 00:22:30,107 What? 517 00:22:30,207 --> 00:22:31,987 Nothing. It's just funny. 518 00:22:32,088 --> 00:22:34,528 We're inside a carpark for doggers. 519 00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:37,549 See those two flashes? 520 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,669 Yeah. 521 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,470 That means you wank, I watch. 522 00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:42,570 -No, it doesn't. -It does, honestly. 523 00:22:43,691 --> 00:22:45,311 Don't turn the music down, though. 524 00:22:45,411 --> 00:22:47,411 You hear balls slapping. 525 00:22:48,972 --> 00:22:50,872 (LAUGHS) 526 00:22:50,973 --> 00:22:52,973 Are your balls made of concrete? 527 00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:58,955 -Shouldn't this be in a museum? -Er... 528 00:22:59,055 --> 00:23:01,395 Yeah, alongside your family heirloom. 529 00:23:01,496 --> 00:23:03,496 What is that? 530 00:23:03,857 --> 00:23:05,557 It's the iPod Shuffle, mate. 531 00:23:05,657 --> 00:23:06,877 All right. 532 00:23:06,978 --> 00:23:10,198 That's actually full of bangers, I'll have you know. 533 00:23:10,299 --> 00:23:12,659 Every song on there is a piece of my heart. 534 00:23:13,499 --> 00:23:15,499 (SNIFFS) 535 00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:20,401 So how come you moved here? 536 00:23:20,501 --> 00:23:22,321 (SMACKS LIPS) Er, we've moved a few times actually. 537 00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:24,162 My mum's the manager of a gym. 538 00:23:24,262 --> 00:23:25,842 Is she mega fit? 539 00:23:25,943 --> 00:23:27,943 Yeah, she runs marathons. 540 00:23:28,264 --> 00:23:30,364 Is she a MILF? 541 00:23:30,464 --> 00:23:32,534 Objectively speaking, yeah. 542 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,685 Would I fancy her? 543 00:23:34,785 --> 00:23:36,785 Don't know. Don't know what your type is. 544 00:23:41,147 --> 00:23:44,567 So, erm, will you go back to Manchester for uni? 545 00:23:44,668 --> 00:23:46,048 Nah. 546 00:23:46,149 --> 00:23:48,009 -I'm not gonna do uni. -What? 547 00:23:48,109 --> 00:23:50,629 But you're like big brain central. 548 00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:53,930 Cool. Very cool. 549 00:23:54,031 --> 00:23:56,271 Erm, no, I've thought about it, but... 550 00:23:57,552 --> 00:23:58,692 Like, my mum always said, 551 00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:00,212 "I'm gonna teach you how to think, 552 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:03,573 "not tell you what to think," and with uni, it's just, like... 553 00:24:03,674 --> 00:24:05,574 We all pay thousands of pounds to go and have our brains 554 00:24:05,674 --> 00:24:07,704 coded in the exact same way. 555 00:24:07,795 --> 00:24:10,055 Like, just have us all regurgitating 556 00:24:10,155 --> 00:24:12,495 the exact same lessons on the exact same subjects. 557 00:24:12,596 --> 00:24:14,376 Turning us into sheep, basically. 558 00:24:14,477 --> 00:24:15,857 And they charge you for it. 559 00:24:15,957 --> 00:24:17,577 It's a scam. 560 00:24:17,678 --> 00:24:19,178 Well, your mum did a good job 561 00:24:19,278 --> 00:24:21,278 'cause I like the way you think. 562 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,240 Well, I am big brain central after all. 563 00:24:29,881 --> 00:24:31,881 What are you gonna do? 564 00:24:34,002 --> 00:24:36,002 Don't know. I'm not sure. 565 00:24:37,923 --> 00:24:42,233 So, erm, what will you do if you don't go to uni? 566 00:24:42,325 --> 00:24:43,905 I'm going to go to Marseille. 567 00:24:44,005 --> 00:24:46,285 -Really? -Yeah, my dad's from there. 568 00:24:46,646 --> 00:24:48,266 Is he? 569 00:24:48,366 --> 00:24:49,586 Do you speak French? 570 00:24:49,687 --> 00:24:52,427 Er... (LAUGHS) 571 00:24:52,528 --> 00:24:54,968 -I can, actually, yeah. -(GASPS) Say something. 572 00:24:58,889 --> 00:25:00,429 CAM: Erm... 573 00:25:00,530 --> 00:25:02,830 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 574 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:06,530 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 575 00:25:08,252 --> 00:25:10,412 Oh, my God, that's so fucking cool. 576 00:25:12,493 --> 00:25:14,593 What did you say? 577 00:25:14,694 --> 00:25:16,694 It's a secret. Say something in Welsh. 578 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,375 Okay. Hmm. 579 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,936 Ready? 580 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,576 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 581 00:25:27,137 --> 00:25:28,957 -(SNORTS) -What? 582 00:25:29,058 --> 00:25:31,118 What does that mean? 583 00:25:31,218 --> 00:25:33,358 Is my DVD in your house? 584 00:25:33,459 --> 00:25:34,919 Oh, wow. Thank you for saying that. 585 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,960 -It really means a lot. -Pleasure. 586 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,360 Is my DVD in your house, though? 587 00:25:38,461 --> 00:25:40,461 No. Absolutely not, mate. 588 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,942 You still wasted? 589 00:25:45,943 --> 00:25:47,943 No. 590 00:25:48,263 --> 00:25:50,263 No. 591 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:00,927 Er, I should probably go. 592 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:02,007 My mum's going to kill me. 593 00:26:02,107 --> 00:26:04,107 Aren't you going to kiss me? 594 00:26:05,228 --> 00:26:07,228 What? 595 00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:09,249 I thought that's why you pretended 596 00:26:09,349 --> 00:26:11,349 to want to show me around. 597 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:14,870 Afraid yourself, fucking hell. 598 00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:27,554 Okay. 599 00:26:54,442 --> 00:26:56,442 CAM: Cool. 600 00:26:57,443 --> 00:26:59,443 Cool. 601 00:27:00,004 --> 00:27:02,004 (CHUCKLES) 602 00:27:06,606 --> 00:27:08,106 Should probably take you home, shouldn't I? 603 00:27:08,206 --> 00:27:10,606 -Don't want your mum to kill ya. -Yeah. 604 00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,208 (ENGINE STARTING) 605 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,808 -Fuck. -What? 606 00:27:19,409 --> 00:27:21,029 (EXCLAIMS) 607 00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:23,910 We've had the music on, the battery's flat. 608 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,010 Oh, no. Okay, shit. Erm... 609 00:27:26,931 --> 00:27:28,271 Er... Okay. 610 00:27:28,372 --> 00:27:30,352 -What do we do? -We need jumper leads. 611 00:27:30,452 --> 00:27:31,672 Well, let's just ask the doggers. 612 00:27:31,773 --> 00:27:33,073 Hm? What? 613 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:34,593 -Yeah, it's fine. -No way. 614 00:27:34,693 --> 00:27:36,073 -Well, they're just having a wank. -That's mental. 615 00:27:36,174 --> 00:27:37,234 They're not murderers. 616 00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:38,604 Absolutely not. 617 00:27:38,695 --> 00:27:41,475 Are you mad? Don't get out of this car. 618 00:27:41,575 --> 00:27:43,315 There's so much shit in your car. 619 00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:45,276 You've done this before, have you? 620 00:27:45,376 --> 00:27:47,376 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 621 00:27:49,098 --> 00:27:50,358 Let's just walk until we got a signal. 622 00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:52,458 No, we're doing it. It's fine, come on. 623 00:27:53,579 --> 00:27:55,359 Hello? 624 00:27:55,459 --> 00:27:57,799 Hello? Can anyone help us, please? 625 00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:59,640 CAM: (CHUCKLING) Oh, my God. 626 00:27:59,741 --> 00:28:01,041 I'm gonna knock on a window, come on. 627 00:28:01,141 --> 00:28:03,141 I think over here. 628 00:28:14,905 --> 00:28:16,905 What's wrong? 629 00:28:19,346 --> 00:28:21,606 Yeah, this is... This is mad. 630 00:28:21,707 --> 00:28:22,687 Let's just walk. 631 00:28:22,787 --> 00:28:24,787 Come on, let's go. 632 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:30,929 ♪♪ If you ask me one more question ♪♪ 633 00:28:31,029 --> 00:28:33,489 ♪♪ I'm about to crash ♪♪ 634 00:28:33,590 --> 00:28:36,670 ♪♪ If you ask me one more question ♪♪ 635 00:28:38,672 --> 00:28:41,452 ♪♪ If you ask me one more question ♪♪ 636 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:48,976 ... 637 00:28:41,552 --> 00:28:43,852 ♪♪ I'm about to crash ♪♪ 638 00:28:43,953 --> 00:28:46,333 ♪♪ Look around, there's no competition ♪♪ 639 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,334 ♪♪ Where the heavy drinkers at ♪♪ 640 00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:49,504 ♪♪ Kind of like a crash ♪♪ 641 00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:51,335 ♪♪ If you ask me one more question ♪♪ 642 00:28:51,435 --> 00:28:54,855 ♪♪ Kind of like the attitude Kind of like a rhythm ♪♪ 643 00:28:54,956 --> 00:28:56,416 ♪♪ If you ask me one more question ♪♪ 644 00:28:56,517 --> 00:29:00,137 ♪♪ Can I learn the way you move? Kind of like a prison ♪♪ 645 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,258 ♪♪ If you ask me one more question ♪♪ 646 00:29:02,358 --> 00:29:05,498 ♪♪ Where there's not much to see I kind of like the distance ♪♪ 647 00:29:05,599 --> 00:29:07,339 ♪♪ If you ask me one more question ♪♪ 648 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,060 ♪♪ To keep you away from me ♪♪ 649 00:29:10,161 --> 00:29:12,701 ♪♪ Deep inside my own illusions ♪♪ 650 00:29:12,801 --> 00:29:15,141 ♪♪ Never going back ♪♪ 651 00:29:15,242 --> 00:29:17,882 ♪♪ Deep inside my own confusion ♪♪